Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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