Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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