I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Slut skills are useful in every country.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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