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i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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