I need help removing her.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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