Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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