Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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