he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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