All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
We named our party play list daddy issues
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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