I'm eating all of the evidence.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
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You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
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Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize