sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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