She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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