I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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