My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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