Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I didn't notice because vodka
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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