The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
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Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
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I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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