Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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