That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
the condom got lost in my hair
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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