I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
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For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
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Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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