I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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