ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
where are my eyebrows?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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