I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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