Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Randomize
