so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
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Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
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I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.