I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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