Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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