He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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