I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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