3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
North Korea, Best Korea!
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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