Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
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