Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
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Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
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The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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