alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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