When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
She even gives head with a lisp.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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