so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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