5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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