can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin