I looked at my own cervix.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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