Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
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So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
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Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in