I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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