you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
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you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
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My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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