hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
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Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
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there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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