oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Randomize
