i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
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he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
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You and the dog were competed for the water dish
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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