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how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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