I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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