are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
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Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
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You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
We had sex on a dog bed..
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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