I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
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