They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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