Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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