Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
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then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
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I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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