Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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