After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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