I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
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just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
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I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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