I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
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I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
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Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
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